I’m gay, but I have a twin brother who is straight so when I hold hands with or kiss my boyfriend people will think it’s him since he is more well known than I am. We had a conversation about it when he told me people were mistaking me for him.
Me: I’m so sorry! I’ll tone down the PDA and get a…
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trying trying to be lovely.
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[A demotivational. The picture is a black billboard with white text saying “Contrary to popular belief I don’t hate anyone who’ gay. -GOD”. The big letters of the caption read ‘GOD’, and the little letters read ‘just turned liberal’.]
Seeing our community accepted into the church just puts a big smile on my face. I’m not religious, but my girlfriend is Catholic and has had a very hard time with her chuch.
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Today I was in the car going to the grocery store with my mom and grandma. My mom was talking about TV shows that have a lot of barely-dressed women in them, saying “They never show shirtless guys, but we get to see boobs all over the place.”
My grandma liked a few of the shows she mentioned in specific, so I joked, “Apparently grandma likes boobs, then.”
My grandma didn’t even laugh, she just said “Yeah, what if I like boobs?”
[Time Travelling Twinks comic panel featuring two men, one blonde, one brunette in ‘Spartan’ armour a la the film 300 on a backdrop of a still from an old ancient-Greek set movie. Blonde: “Despite Leonidas’ comments in the movie ‘300’, the ancient Spartans were actually quite keen on homosexuality. They often made sacrifices to the love god Eros to bring them the men they desired and wives were taken primarily for raising children.” Brunette: “So Meet the Spartans” was actually a MORE accurate movie? Scary!”]
[woman smiling widely holding up a blue and yellow sign: “You may have stripped me of my rights, but I still get more pussy than you”]
Recently I was at summer camp, and I was talking to some people, and it came up that one of the boys was gay (he mentioned he went to Pride). The conversation went on and eventually it came around to vegetarianism. (note: this is totally paraphrased)
Vegetarian girl: I grew up not eating meat, so it’s not really a big deal to me. I don’t even know if I could eat meat at this point.
Gay boy: (quietly, sort of to himself) I could show you how.
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[cartoon of the statue of liberty wearing a rainbow dress, pulling it up to mid-thigh. a redheaded woman in a grey skirt and blue top is pointing a finger-gun at her, grinning: “looking good, sexy.”]
[Image description: titled “Explaining a theory in science class”, a girl asks her science teacher, “But if bisexuality ISN’T a superpower, how do you explain Freddie Mercury?”]
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